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When David finds out that his girlfriend is pregnant, his manhood falls off.

To convince the doctors that he’s mature enough to have it reattached, he must complete a 5-step programme of self-improvement – whilst simultaneously being stalked by a mysterious creature and contending with a penis which has developed a voice of its own…

LOCO invites you to come and chuckle and shriek at this brilliant debut feature which blends comedy and horror.

Starring Divian Ladwa (Detectorists, Black Ops, and the Oscar-winning Lion), it is unlike anything else you’ll ever see.

Following the screening, there will be a Q&A with the director and members of the cast and crew.

  • Release Date :
  • 07 May 2026
  • Certificate :
  • 15
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